Friday, October 16, 2009

You Must Be Kidding!!!

Why do you throw a rock at a crackhead on a bike?

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?

Why didn't G-Unit ride the bus?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?

There is this blonde sitting at the bar. This guy walks up to her and starts flirting with her. He asks her where she's from. She says I'm from the South, but I'm sorry your not my type, your not my .......?

What happened to the jew after he broke his arm?

How do you blind fold an asian?

What do people and jelly beans have in common?

Why don't black people listen to country music?

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